Corpocracy DEMO

Subject: Welcome to the Team! 🎉

Hi [NEW HIRE],

We are SO excited to have you joining us here at ████████ Inc.!

A few things to get you started:

• Your laptop will arrive in 3–5 business days. In the meantime, please use the shared laptop in Conference Room B. It boots in 40 minutes. This is normal. • Your first all-hands is Monday. Chadwick will announce a pivot. This is also normal. • The product you were hired to work on no longer exists. The new product is called something with "AI" in it now. Do not ask why. • Your manager's name is Chadwick. You report to Chadwick. Chadwick reports to "the vision." • Please complete your 200-page onboarding packet by Friday. Or "Friday-ish."

CORPOCRACY™ is a corporate satire narrative game where every quarter brings a new crisis, a new pivot, and a new email from Chadwick that somehow makes everything worse. Navigate the board, survive the politics, and try not to check your stress meter.

Your reputation is a number. Your morale is declining. Your product has been pivoted twice and it's only Q2.

Year 1 — playable now.  l Later Years — in active development.

We believe in you.

— People & Culture ████████ Inc.

P.S. — Can we get a quick deck on revised revenue projections by EOD?